This one guy Jebus was in this one book and he told his ''postles that if any town did not accept his word that they should knock the dust of that town off their sandals and move on. While modern science hasn''t proven conclusively what style of sandal the Original ''Postles wore, they may have worn something like this. More importantly, the Modern ''Postles, specifically one Father O''Hair of Talk of the Town Trailer Estates in Southern California (no surprise), wears these shoes while administering his piety. He also wears a Cher wig, a spiked choker collar and a leather bustier.He claims the outfit transforms him in some way. These clothing items, he says, aren''t just his holy vestments, they''re his holy TRANSVESTments.He claims that he can''t really feel at rest in the bosom of the Lord unless he has a bosom himself. And the tip jar, of course, takes the place of the collection plate. As for the crotchle$$ panties, I guess those are just a personal wardrobe preference.
In short, if you''re in the mood to receive "Holy Orders" from a rough looking trick that resemblesErnest Borgnine dressed like Cher for Halloween, then Father O''Hair is your....man?
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